The 40 year old virgin
2009-12-07 ♥ 01:20:35
"I hired a 90-lb girl to work in the stock room at Smart Tech for you, okay? I should've hired a 300-lb guy to lift the 60-inch flat screen, but instead I hired a hot girl who can't lift an iPod to bring you out of your funk."
Beth: Ooh, you know where to shave me.
Andy: Yeah! I wanna shave your head.
Trish: [on the bed, kissing] Do you have protection?
Andy: I don't like guns.
David: If I have to hear "Yamo Be There" one more time, I'm going to "Yamo" burn this place to the ground.
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