House
2011-04-16 ♥ 14:10:55
House's fru är import, dom spelar pingis;
Frun: In your head!
House: It's "face".
Frun: On your face!
House: Close enough.
The Secret Life
2011-04-16 ♥ 14:06:50
- "I have a sixth sense!"
- "You have no sense!"
- "You have no sense!"
The Cleveland Show
2011-04-16 ♥ 14:05:00
- "Put on a helmet!"
- "I told you pain is the only thing that reminds me I'm alive!"
Megan Fox
2011-03-05 ♥ 16:30:53
Sawyer
2011-03-01 ♥ 00:20:20
Sawyer, crasha med mig på en öde ö och jag är din freckles/blondie forever.
- Han är fan en het badass mf.
- Han är fan en het badass mf.
Lost
2011-02-28 ♥ 02:14:49
"What makes you think it's a tumor?"
"I don't."
"Great!"
"You've got hyperopia."
"Hyperopia.. That's.. What is that?"
"You're farsighted."
"Farsighted.."
"Yeah.."
"Sawyer, it's not a fashion show."
"Dude, looks like someone steamrolled Harry Potter!"
Finnair
2011-02-28 ♥ 01:48:32
världens bästa reklam! För gullig!
A walk to remember
2011-01-19 ♥ 13:10:23
Her love is like the wind. I can’t see it but I can feel it.
Family Guy
2010-12-12 ♥ 18:45:00
HAHAHAHHA satt och kollade på tv hos Kattis, and this happened xD
How I Met Your Mother 06x07 - Canning Randy
2010-11-08 ♥ 13:29:53
Marshall: Get that camera out of my face before I flip you like a cheese omelet!
How I Met Your Mother 06x05 Architect of Destruction
2010-11-08 ♥ 13:24:54
Robin: Lily told you.
Lily: Told him what?
Marshall: Max has a small penis.
(Men groaning)
Barney: How can you speak of such things?
Robin: Girls talk about everything.
Lily: Size, shape, left or right leaning orientation...
Robin: Length, resemblance to a historical figure,
Robin: such as Winston Churchill...
Robin: Yes, that's one of you.
Lily: Girth, grooming...
Barney: How can you speak of such things?
Lily: Told him what?
Marshall: Max has a small penis.
(Men groaning)
Barney: How can you speak of such things?
Robin: Girls talk about everything.
Lily: Size, shape, left or right leaning orientation...
Robin: Length, resemblance to a historical figure,
Robin: such as Winston Churchill...
Robin: Yes, that's one of you.
Lily: Girth, grooming...
Barney: How can you speak of such things?
Get Him To The Greek
2010-09-26 ♥ 02:10:28
- "You're five zippers away from Thriller."
- "And you're one shirt away from Carlton motherfucker."
AAAAAND THE JEFFREY
Weeds
2010-08-29 ♥ 01:40:01
HAHA hilarious!
Weeds
2010-08-28 ♥ 00:50:55
HAHAHAHAH på dom här!
Weeds Nancy Goes Mad And Breaks Celias Tooth Season 4 Episode 5
Weeds S4E5 - Celia VS Hybrid
WEEDS Season 5, Shane Botwin threatening with knife
Weeds Season 5 Finale
Weeds Nancy Goes Mad And Breaks Celias Tooth Season 4 Episode 5
Weeds S4E5 - Celia VS Hybrid
WEEDS Season 5, Shane Botwin threatening with knife
Weeds Season 5 Finale
16/8-10
2010-08-16 ♥ 23:15:46
Har legat i sängen och kollat på film hela dagen. Först The haunting in Connecticut, som faktiskt var ganska bra - ovanligt för skräckfilmer - och sen House of 1000 corpses. Inga kommentarer, helt weird film.
Har ätit jättemkt idag oxå, score! :D
Har ätit jättemkt idag oxå, score! :D
Fyfan!
2010-08-16 ♥ 02:59:34
Okej, herregud vad äckligt. Såg precis klart Cabin Fever 2 och jag dör. Har aldrig blivit illamående av en film, men nu, nu jävlar. Fyy helvete! Att slutet sög gjorde saken liite bättre, förutom att jag slösat tid på en cp film. Man fick inte ens veta vad som hände med hälften av folket xD SE DEN INTE!
Nu blir det The wedding planner, och sen sova om jag är trött. Puss!
Nu blir det The wedding planner, och sen sova om jag är trött. Puss!
Vampires Suck
2010-08-12 ♥ 16:57:21
hahahahahah måste ses!
♥
2010-06-22 ♥ 16:28:39
Before you, my life was a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars-points of light and reason... and then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly, everything was on fire. There was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything.
22/4-10
2010-04-22 ♥ 18:34:16
Okej jag ångrar mig. Det är inte alls lättare att låta Clark vara med Lois, för det slutade inte alls som jag tänkt mig mellan honom och Lana xD Helt åt helvete och jag grät ihjäl mig på riktigt :'( HAHA tragisk människa :D
Aware of Lex's plan to use Prometheus suit to match Clark's powers, Lana convinced Dr. Groll to try out the suit on herself instead. When the suit was on her body, it gave her superhuman strength and speed. She then dedicated her life at Clark’s side to help others. However, this was short-lived, as the suit absorbed a huge amount of kryptonite when Lana had to dismantle a bomb that Lex planted on the roof of the Daily Planet. This prevented Lana from being close to Clark without hurting him. They reluctantly separated. Clark and Lana's final moments were emotional and heartfelt.
Aware of Lex's plan to use Prometheus suit to match Clark's powers, Lana convinced Dr. Groll to try out the suit on herself instead. When the suit was on her body, it gave her superhuman strength and speed. She then dedicated her life at Clark’s side to help others. However, this was short-lived, as the suit absorbed a huge amount of kryptonite when Lana had to dismantle a bomb that Lex planted on the roof of the Daily Planet. This prevented Lana from being close to Clark without hurting him. They reluctantly separated. Clark and Lana's final moments were emotional and heartfelt.
Fresh Prince
2010-03-23 ♥ 20:12:45
Kollade på klipp i skolan. Minnen, I died;
