Kurt Cobain
12/10-15
Supernatural
“I’m a pishtaco.”
“A fish taco?”
It’s not a man-droid. It’s a shapeshifter. Vampire pirates? Vampirates. Smurfs? Fairies. Fairies? Nipples?! Come on! Bitch!
[as Arnold Schwarzenegger] “it’s not a tulpa.”
“It’s calliope.”
“I think I know what we’re dealing with here. It’s the stay puft marshmallow man.”
Solsidan 4x09
“Asså du ser ut som en ekobrottsling. Juryn kommer titta på dig och tänka att den där kostymen kostar mer än vad de tjänar i månaden.”
“Asså.. Vi har ingen ‘jury’ i Sverige, Mickan.”
“Klä dig som vanligt folk! Tänk lite svennigt.”
“Fredde banan?”
“Asså du ser ut som en dokusåpa-idiot.”
“Men det är såhär folk ser ut.”
“Nej, det är sådär kungen av Tylösand klär sig.”
“Jaha.. Så att stilmässigt ska jag placera mig nånstans mellan ceviamannen och Jockiboy.”
“Jag vill att du klär dig i nåt neutralt, som inte väcker uppmärksamhet.”
“Men ännu mer neutralt än det här?”
“Du ser ut som en sexförbrytare.”
“Va?!”
“Nu vet jag; vitt! Det är oskuldens färg. Klä dig i nåt vitt!”
“Jag ska på rättegång, jag ska inte på nån jävla Kent-konsert!”
Furious 7 - Tyreese is killing me
“This is not the plan!“
“Ex-cop, military, something like that. The way you took out those guys, serious training. Tech guy. Offended by the hacker remark, naturally. Alpha. Mrs alpha. Joker.”
“Wrong! Double alpha! Man-candy, y'know what I’m saying?”
“Man, sit your candy-ass down.”
“.. The disrespect is real around here.”
“No, no, no, no, listen man, they’re telling me they party like this everyday, on this level, they party everyday. This is crazy. I might have to move out here. I think I'mma start a new culture. It’s called ‘blarab’. You know, like black Arab.”
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Greys Anatomy 9x03 - Calleigh
Det är så vi
Weeds - S8E11 - God Willing and the Creek Don't Rise
The Simpsons - S15E5 - The fat and the furriest
Homer: Marge, please. I'm too upset to talk about it.
Marge: But seeing you like this is more than I can bare!
Homer: Bear! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs upstairs*
Breaking Bad
Skinny Pete: Hey man, I'm swinging mad volume and fast stacking benjis, you know what I'm saying. I can't be all about… like spelling and shit.
Skinny Pete: Hers is like-- I don't know, she's just his woman, that's all. Him, they call Spooge.
Jesse: Spooge? Not Mad Dog, not D-Soul? So let me get this straight-- you got jacked by a guy named Spooge?
Titanic
- where to, miss?
- to the stars.
Sweeney Todd
there's a hole in the world like a great black pit and it's filled with people who are filled with shit
”Bones 6.21 - “The Signs in the Silence”
Brennan: World.
Little Black Book
- Hi, it's Stacy Holt.
- Don't use my name!
- Holtenfrau. The dog-walker.
- I'm here for Steve.
- Bob!
- Bob!
- Come on up. Number two.
New Girl
Greys Anatomy 8x22
Lexie: (to Mark) I love you. Oh... oh, my God. That just came... fly-flying out of my face, like it was s-s-some kind of... I-I l... I love you. I just... Did it again! I... I-I-I-I love you. I-I do. I just... I-I love you. And I have been trying not to say it. I have been trying so hard to just mash it down and ignore it and not say it. And Jackson is a great guy. He-he is, and he... he's gorgeous, and-and he's younger than you, and he doesn't have any grandkids or-or babies with his lesbian BFFs and he's an Avery, and-and he liked me, you know? He... he really liked me. But it was never gonna work out because I-I love you. I am so in love with you. And you're-you're... you're in me. It's... you're like... it's... it's like you're a disease. It's like I am infected by Mark Sloan. And I just can't... I can't think about anything or anybody, and I can't sleep. I can't breathe. I can't eat. And I love you. I just... I love you all the time, just every minute of every day. And I-I-I... I-I... love you. God, that feels good, just to-to say that... to... I am... I feel so much better. Just... I love you.