Vitos humor
2010-11-24 ♥ 21:45:21
A guy walks into a bar and says hello it's me.
- It wasn't him.
Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
- Being raped.
A man walks into a bar.
He breaks his nose.
What is better than having sex with two hot 18 year olds?
- Staying faithful to your wife and preserving your marriage.
Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.
One turned to the other and said, "Hello."
The other one said, "Hello."
A femanon walks into a supermarket,
Buys healthy natural food, eco stuff,
cashier says "You're single right?"
-"Yes, how did u know?"
- "Cause your ugly."
- It wasn't him.
Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
- Being raped.
A man walks into a bar.
He breaks his nose.
What is better than having sex with two hot 18 year olds?
- Staying faithful to your wife and preserving your marriage.
Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.
One turned to the other and said, "Hello."
The other one said, "Hello."
A femanon walks into a supermarket,
Buys healthy natural food, eco stuff,
cashier says "You're single right?"
-"Yes, how did u know?"
- "Cause your ugly."
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